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jjolynes:
“ good-bye, small child! have fun at death camp!!
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May 23, 2016 / 10,537 notes

jjolynes:

good-bye, small child! have fun at death camp!!

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boogieprince:
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“ today i finally put together a “book” that one of my classes wrote together last year and felt it was necessary to bring back this classic not-at-all-prompted contribution from a then 7 year old: “I got stuck in a...
May 23, 2016 / 191,631 notes

boogieprince:

boogieprince:

today i finally put together a “book” that one of my classes wrote together last year and felt it was necessary to bring back this classic not-at-all-prompted contribution from a then 7 year old: “I got stuck in a castle. I was in its jail. They did not feeded me all I had was a porta potty. I was in jail because I didn’t even know there were taxes there. Except I lied. I read a lot about England and I decided I did not want to pay taxes.” 

please appreciate that this child was free to write about literally whatever she could imagine about herself time traveling and she wrote about being jailed for tax evasion in the middle ages

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salroka:

some dudebro: women are too emotional to be jedi

me: 

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traditionalwizarding:

urbanoutfucks:

“Women are more likely to be attracted to personality and men are more likely to be attracted to physical appearance.”

Woah maybe that’s because we teach women to see men as people and we teach men to see women as objects.

Because it’s fucking biology you nitwit. Women desire comfort and protection and men desire a mate.

Who the fuck is teaching these classes on making people into objects, anyway?

unga bunga me just ordinary man. me want fucky big time

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#subshaming (verb) laying the proverbial smack down on students who were rude to your sub

thesnarkyschoolteacher:

Subshaming may also include parent phone calls, office referrals, detentions, and/or seat changes.

May 23, 2016 / 47,522 notes

thatsthat24:

Had the place to myself tonight, so naturally… 😁 #thickthighssavelives

May 21, 2016 / 440,563 notes

apup:

precumming:

psyducked:

joshpeck:

this is so funny & pure

I’m such a happy Chewbacca!!

my mom

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honestly my favourite thing to happen this year

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hippiecharm:

garden in a jar, it makes me want to be a tiny person walking through it.

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